So the iPhone X's killer feature is...

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani) 09/12/2017 at 14:47 • Filed to: phonelopnik

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...turning you into shit. Literally.

Soon iPhone X users will have piles of poop winking at each other and insulting one another.

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TheHondaBro > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:52

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y

ttyymmnn > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:55

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There are people who will buy this phone specifically because it does this.

I don’t ever want to meet those people.

404 - User No Longer Available > TheHondaBro 09/12/2017 at 14:55

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Get Scoob to explain to you.

Chariotoflove > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:56

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Sounds like a worthless thing to put effort into, but my kid will love it. Apple is always about the eye candy anyway.

Takuro Spirit > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:57

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LEL SHEEPLE

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:58

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What happens if Scoob uses this feature?

diplodicus > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 14:59

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So can you only do this dumb feature to other iphone x users?

404 - User No Longer Available > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 09/12/2017 at 15:05

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Shitception.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 15:07

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Call me a hater, but this is the single worst use of facial mapping tech I’ve ever seen.

404 - User No Longer Available > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/12/2017 at 15:09

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Oh no, it’s stupid. I think we’re in agreement here.

Tripper > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 15:10

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Plenty of hate here, but there is a super nifty set of sensors/cameras on the front of that phone.

404 - User No Longer Available > Tripper 09/12/2017 at 15:11

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TechCrunch says basically it’s a Kinect.

But you know the target audience of this phone will end up just using it for iMessage, nothing else... so what’s the point really.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 15:14

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Paging Scoob!

Tripper > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 15:18

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Progress? Obviously this particular feature is pretty useless, but look how popular those dumb snapchat filters are. Augmented reality has so many cool possibilities, and the hardware is important even if it’s stupid at first. I work with a few companies that are doing really cool things with AR/Facial recognition.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/12/2017 at 15:19

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Happy shit.

Rico > Tripper 09/13/2017 at 13:32

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You’re talking to someone who still thinks Blackberry is a thing.